Wagner: KPD & NYPD arrest suspected Brooklyn attempted murderer at Kearny Walmart

On Oct. 13 at 12:13 p.m., Dets. Michael Andrews and Michael Farinola went to Walmart to…

KPD: Man we were driving to Harrison (as a courtesy) was wearing gloves & drinking Red Bull he stole from Walgreens

On Oct. 4 at 8:55 a.m., Officers Sean Podolski and Nicole Cain were dispatched to a…

Kearny PD: Human waste returns, but this time, it’s in golden liquid form

On Sept. 21 at 10:51 p.m., a 23-year-old town resident walked in to police headquarters to…

Police: Brother of woman arrested & noted in last week’s blotter is arrested himself this time, marking the 18th KPD visit to that home since Sept. 11

On Sept. 18 at 7:53 p.m., a 31-year-old Kearny woman, whose story was anonymously chronicled in…

Police called to same ‘foul-odored’ home 9 times between Sept. 11-14, resulting in woman being arrested twice

On Sept. 11 at 3:22 p.m., Officers Harold Azurdia and Sean Podolski and Sgt. Angelo Palagano…

KPD: Shoplifting woman who crapped her own pants ordered to get fingerprinted — after she cleaned up

What a crappy situation to be in ...

KPD: It was his house, but the car he slept in wasn’t

On Aug 15 at 8:07 a.m., a citizen called police reporting a man exited a car…

KPD: Males (and woman) in masks couldn’t find mobile, but later found themselves in South Kearny

On Aug. 9 at 11:36 a.m., Officer Mat Lopez and several back-up officers (including yours truly)…

KPD: Leon-Leon arrested arrested for crashing his car into several parked cars cars

On July 23 at 4:27 a.m., Officer Jose Castillo was dispatched to a car crash at…

Kearny man screamed to get into apartment he was barred from entering, then didn’t want to be arrested: KPD

Here’s this week’s blotter.

KPD: Jack didn’t pay Jill enough for the beer, so Jill hit Jack with one of the bottles

On July 13 at 1:27 a.m., Officers Mariana Figueiredo and Bismark Karikari were dispatched to a…

KPD: Dad wanted Deer Park, but son bought Poland Spring, so he threw a sledgehammer at his boy after he got hit with a dustpan

Both men were arrested, but one was sent to the County.

KPD: Shoplifter wasn’t overweight, he was just wearing 9 pairs of pants & shorts on a warm summer day

On June 26 at 2:28 p.m., Officer Kevin Carvalho was dispatched to ShopRite for a report…

BLOTTER — KPD: Officers Tom Collins and John Donovan arrest woman allegedly who punched her guy

Another busy week for the Kearny PD ...

KPD: Ex, fresh out of rehab, finds beau in bed with another woman, steals his cash and Xanax

This week's blotter.

KPD Blotter: Det. Andrews pulls car without sticker over, find massive amounts of drugs & ammo

On June 1 at 12:15 p.m., Det. Mike Andrews saw a Cadillac sedan with no inspection…

BLOTTER — KPD: Things got medieval at copless Dunkin’

On May 19 at 6:36 p.m., Officer Nick Funk and several backup officers were dispatched to…

KPD: Couple unaware whether they could slap each other’s butts

An argument ensued with a couple over whether their dating status entitled them to spanking privileges.

KPD: Where’d that pallet of pot come from?

Officer Ekladious learned from a freight forwarding company they had received a trailer containing a pallet…

KPD: Gennadii Meschcheriakov wouldn’t move his truck, & hit man with mallet, so we arrested him

A look at some of the last week's crimes in Kearny ...

KPD: Teens involved in bloody fight near Dunkin, several arrested

On March 10 at 3:46 p.m., Officers Jason Rodrigues, John Donovan, Det. Kyle Plaugic and Sgt.…

KPD: Erratic driver nabbed, charged with drunken driving

On March 4 at 4:10 p.m., police dispatch broadcast details of a call they received concerning…

KPD: Fabula investigation leads to arrest of identity thief, a ‘friend’ of the victim

On May 14, 2021, a 20-year-old Kearny man reported to police that he was the victim…

KPD: Fraudsters tried to bilk Washington Avenue woman of $15K for daughter’s ‘bail’

On Jan. 13 at 1:57 p.m., Officer John Fearon responded to a Washington Avenue home where…

NAPD: Man was sitting in QP’s manger with beer cans

On Jan. 1, 2022, a North Arlington police officer was flagged down and told a person…

NAPD Blotter — 2 more cars with keys left in them stolen, police say

On Nov. 25 at 11:14 a.m., patrol responded to Schuyler Avenue on a report of a…

KPD: Arrested drunk guy ‘manipulated’ self through ‘hole in his long johns’

This week's Kearny police blotter ...

NAPD: 3 cars with keys left in them stolen in one-week span

NAPD continues to remind residents never to leave keys — ever — inside an unattended vehice.

KPD: Man sent to jail after he assaulted and urinated on his wife

On Nov. 4 at 9:40 a.m., Officers Ellesse Ogando, Esteban Gonzalez, Det. Mike Andrews and Sgt.…

NAPD: Nearly $8K in transmitter batteries stolen from T-Mobile’s Ridge Road store

On Nov. 3 at 6:20 a.m., North Arlington police responded to a T-Mobile equipment room on…