KPD: No loose bowels this week, but someone did excrete from another orifice onto an officer

On Sept. 1 at 6:29 p.m., Officers Angel Martinez and Ruben Rivera and Sgt. Ben Wuelfing…

Lyndhurst PD: Cop flying drone for training spots disabled vehicle, driver was drunk

  A police officer who was undergoing ongoing training to pilot a drone wound up coming…

KPD: Shoplifting woman who crapped her own pants ordered to get fingerprinted — after she cleaned up

What a crappy situation to be in ...

Nutley man arrested in suspected burglary: Lyndhurst PD

The Lyndhurst Police Department collared a Nutley man they believe was responsible for the burglary of…

Lyndhurst PD: He used cell phone cam to take pics up woman’s dress

Well, we can add this one to the “What the hell was he thinking” club. A…

KPD: It was his house, but the car he slept in wasn’t

On Aug 15 at 8:07 a.m., a citizen called police reporting a man exited a car…

KPD: Males (and woman) in masks couldn’t find mobile, but later found themselves in South Kearny

On Aug. 9 at 11:36 a.m., Officer Mat Lopez and several back-up officers (including yours truly)…

Firefighters battling blaze at 305 Ann St., Harrison

********************** UPDATE — 5:40 p.m. — Command reports all fire is knocked down. ********************** UPDATE — 5:33…

Cadets complete Lyndhurst’s 2022 JPA

When youngsters take part in a junior police academy, organizers will often tell parents and guardians…

KPD fears shoplifting suspect won’t show up to court, given she already has 96 traffic warrants

On July 31 at 7:11 p.m., Officer Paul Duran was dispatched to meet Det. Jordenson Jean…

3 juveniles, 2 ‘adults,’ cause serious damage at former Lincoln School: Lyndhurst PD

urns out when a Lyndhurst resident walked past the old Lincoln School Sunday, Aug. 14, around…

Kearny FMBA & PBA team up to support uniform exchange

Kearny Firefighters Mutual Benevolent Association 18 Treasurer Juan Barroso recently met a Kearny resident, Jennifer Franzese-Paz,…

‘Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over’ kicks off later this month in East Newark

Law enforcement from East Newark and elsewhere will be cracking down on drivers impaired by alcohol…

Harrison swears-in 5 firefighters, 4 captains

Five rookies were sworn in as new firefighters and four veteran fire officers were made permanent…

KPD: Leon-Leon arrested arrested for crashing his car into several parked cars cars

On July 23 at 4:27 a.m., Officer Jose Castillo was dispatched to a car crash at…